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Penis dialogues.
If a vagina can indulge in a monologue* why can’t a penis enter into a dialogue? After all, it takes two for a dialogue and two to tango. And in this world where two genders are there –not forgetting the eunuchs who are mostly either male or female in essence- it is a healthy thing to do, to converse and interact.
You may be aware that it was the serpent which enticed Eve to eat the forbidden fruit. But do you know what that speechless thing –not really dumb- did by way of enticing? In fact it coiled around her, put its tail into the vagina and gave a vigorous back and forth shake. And, hey presto! Eve knew instantly that Adam who has a similar thing hanging in between his legs could do the magic. And the rest is history or legend or myth or whatever you may like to call.
So let us men, who are as good or as bad as serpents start a dialogue and show the world that we have some matter and not a void as a vagina has!
Come on, we have nothing to lose but our erections and some semen.
*”Vagina Monologues” a play now running in Mumbai.

Baa Baa black sheep (ther are plenty of wolv es in sheeps' attire)
Have you any wool (to pull over the world's eyes)
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full ( used body bags)
One for Afghan, one for Iraq and the other for Iran. *Sooner than later)
Go chant this to Bush and Blair!
Pillai

I have already posted my first blog. God knows what happened to that. Maybe, I made some error in posting. I shall be more careful and serious next time. Cheers.

Hi. I am a freelance journalist who would like to share interesting news, thoughts and repartees. I am also an author who is not able to sell my first book. I write a column in Central Chronicle which can be accessed on Mondays at centralchronicle.com and National page titled "From God's Own Country" by R.S. Pillai. Bye for now.